Once in a while we come across a simple one line which makes us want to laugh. Words phrased in such a way that they express sheer absurdity, but bring a smile to your face. Here are some of the funniest one liners I came across the web :
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53 Marriages – Kamarudin Mohamad; The Most Married Man In The World
Posted by wonderland on December 29th, 2011
After 52 marriages, 72 year old Malaysian Kamarudin Mohamad tied the knot for the 53rd and last time in 2004 with Khadijah Udin who also happened to be his first wife a very very long time back. Kamarudin had divorced Khadijah 50 years ago after living with her for only one year.
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No Comments »5 Reasons Why Santa Claus Cannot Possibly Exist!
Posted by wonderland on December 13th, 2011
Does Santa Claus actually exist? Is Santa even real? If we hike up to the north pole, will we finally be able to meet Santa, Mrs. Claus and Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer? Of course not!! No offense to any religious, social or cultural myth and legend, but Santa Claus is a fantasy we created [...]
Why Do Men Go Bald As They Age?
Posted by wonderland on December 2nd, 2011
For all those men facing hair loss – ever wondered why your hair starts disappearing as you enter your thirties? Uh oh – a balding head – is it male pattern baldness? One fine day you realize that the hair around the center of your head has started thinning – and you start crying out [...]
23 Marriages – Linda Wolfe; The Lady Who Set The Record For Being Married The Most!
Posted by wonderland on November 22nd, 2011
The walk down the aisle is something most of us would think of going through only once in a lifetime. Imagine doing that 23 times! Indeed, Linda Lou Taylor (currently Linda Wolfe) has been married 23 times, entitling her to the Guinness World Record for most marriages!
Why Are They Called Hamburgers When There Is No Ham In Them!
Posted by wonderland on November 16th, 2011
A very long time ago (the Middle ages to be precise) there existed the nomadic tribe of Tartar who inhabited central Asia and eastern Europe. The Tartars would move from place to place, and keep their beef under their saddles. The galloping horses would crush and grind the meat as well as tenderize it. The [...]
Jack O’Lanterns – Who Was Jack And Why Are The Halloween Pumpkins Named After Him?
Posted by wonderland on October 27th, 2011
So who was Mr. Jack, and why are the Halloween pumpkins carved with scary faces and then named after him? Here’s the legend behind it – hundreds of years ago, there lived in Ireland a man named Stingy Jack who was a clever, but a lazy and miserable old drunk. He had a way of [...]
Do Fish Get Electrocuted If Lightning Strikes The Ocean?
Posted by wonderland on September 29th, 2011
Generally speaking yes they do… I mean won’t humans just topple over and die if struck by such a huge amount of electricity? Just like that, when lightning strikes water, the electrical current created spreads across the ocean and kills or harms sea life as it moves along.
The Most Stupid And Ridiculous Lawsuits
Posted by wonderland on September 21st, 2011
These crazy lawsuits are absurd and comical. Makes you think “Geez – how foolish can one get?” But believe me, there are plenty of people out there who would do anything to make a million or two. Some of these people won their lawsuits, while others didn’t, but nevertheless trust me these actually happened.
How Much Fat Should Be Under Your Skin To Become Bulletproof?
Posted by wonderland on September 8th, 2011
Quite simply, you must be horribly, horribly obese in order to survive the most common 9mm bullet. This bullet pierces 60cm of human flesh before it stops further penetration… moreover, for every centimeter of rupture, it will cause 1 cubic centimeter of damage to the surrounding body tissue. Now imagine 60cm of fat under the [...]
